Puedes practicar inglés divirtiéndote. Comprende el chiste, repítelo a ti mismo y luego cuéntaselos a los demás con gracia, con entonación. Cuando bromeas en inglés demuestras cuanto conoces del idioma y la cultura que lo envuelve. A veces se trata de juego de palabras cuya correcta pronunciación y diferenciación te ayudan a un mayor dominio de la articulación de sonidos en inglés.
DOCTORS:
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
Doctor: "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
Doctor: "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
Doctor: "The bad news is ... I forgot call you yesterday"
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Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast.
Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right.
Fat patient: All the time?
Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food
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My husband and I divorced because of
religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t.
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Never trust a man who calls you
"SEXY"
This is why:
When he removes the letter 'Y' it means
you're down for "SEX".
After sex,
he will remove the letter "S"
and start calling you his
"EX".
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Jefes - empleados
Boss, head, chief - employee, worker
Boss, head, chief - employee, worker
Boss : ¿do you believe in life after death?
Employee: (laughs) Sir,that's
nonsense...there's no proof of it!!!
Boss: well there is now!. After you left for
your Uncle's funeral,he came
here looking for you.
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